• The year is coming to an end and it’s time to take a step back and realize how crazy of a year it has been for music. The surge of streaming services, the amount of surprise album drops, and the fact that the MIXTAPE “If You’re Reading This It’s Too Late” went platinum are signs of the 2015 musical rapture. The music industry is changing and it’s too early to know if it’s for the better or worse, but one […]

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  • So as it turns out, I’m a piece of shit. I’ve been suspicious that this was the case for a couple years now, but I’ve really come to terms with it over the past few months. The moment I knew I was a piece of shit is when I dropped a Totino’s pizza roll under the oven, rinsed it, and ate it. I’m here to help you learn how to cope with this affliction, one piece of shit to another. […]

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  • Pizza FM hosted the spookiest house show this past Thursday and if you weren’t there, here’s what you missed The Phantom Broadcast Local favorites The Phantom Broadcast with a werewolf on the trumpet, Marty McFly on lead vocals, and just a generally chill energy to start off the night right.   Dirty Moons Next up were Dirty Moons from Bloomington-Normal, Illinois Dirty Moons got everyone moving as the night went on and the show got more and more crowded. They […]

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  • Salutations, pizza pals. I hope that all you October Lovers out there are enjoying the best month of the year. Leaves are crunching underfoot, there’s a jug of Curtis Orchard apple cider in your fridge, midterms are over, and life is good. It’s almost enough to make you forget that… HALLOWEEN, THE SPOOKIEST DAY OF THE YEAR, IS THIS WEEKEND. In preparation for the most scary, gruesome, grisly, horrifying, and all around creepy night of the year, you’d better clear […]

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  • Now that we’re a few weeks out and everyone’s festival hangovers have hopefully mostly dissipated, I want to review some of my favorite and least favorite parts of this year’s Pygmalion festival. Like every year, good music, tasty eats, and hip folks were plentiful, and everyone made it out of the weekend relatively unscathed. The only really bad part of the festival is that we now have to wait a whole year until the next Pygmalion. Let me reflect on […]

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